Bummy Cream

The following post was originally put up on the family blog that we (mostly I) do. But since it is sort of cycling related I thought I would throw it up here as cheap filler while I heal up enough to start riding again. And that should be sometime this week by the way.

Chamois Butt'r
Non-greasy, lubricant eliminates painful chafing and rubbing immediately by lubricating your skin
Provides the comfortable barrier you need on extended rides and soothes and softens previously irritated skin
Can also be used as a conditioner for synthetic or leather chamois
Easily washes out with soap and water

Funny that this product doesn't have the following use in the product's description: Soothes a rear end after big poop. That is what Jack uses it for. After a particularly big poop Jack (our 3 year old) often wants "bummy cream", as he calls it, put on so that his bum won't hurt. This happens at least once per week. He bends over and Bridget or I squeeze out some Chamois Butt'r on a tissue and wipe his rear end down. We have to be careful not to use too much or he feels too slimy which is unacceptable.

Anyway...we have odd children.